Directed by:
- John Crowley
- Peter Harness
- Bill Milner ... Edward
- Anne-Marie Duff ... Mum
- Ralph Riach ... Clive
- Linzey Cocker ... Tanya
- Elizabeth Spriggs ... Prudence
- Leslie Phillips ... Reg
- Sylvia Syms ... Lilian
- Rosemary Harris ... Elsie
- David Morrissey ... Dad
- Thelma Barlow ... Ena
- Peter Vaughan ... Bob
- Carl McCrystal ... Undertaker 1
- Andrew Turner ... Undertaker 2
- Michael Caine ... Clarence
- Oliver Leach ... Barry
- Ralph Ineson ... Mr. Kelly
- David Rintoul ... Harry Price
- Tommy Baxendale ... Tanya's Boyfriend Mike
- Adam Drinkall ... Stuart
- Edward Lees ... Ben
- Larry David ... Fireman
- Kevin Locke ... Entertainer
- Jennifer Hennessy ... School Mother
- Jamie Gilbert ... Tanya's New Boyfriend
- Angie Inwards ... Mavis (as Angie Inward)
- Garrick Hagon ... Douglas
- Miles Jupp ... Vicar
- Peter Harness ... Cameo as Cashier
- Sue Wallace ... Mrs. Hitler
- William Ilkley ... Barry's Dad
- Michael Keogh ... Paramedic
- Keith Hargreaves ... Bus driver
- Charli Janeway ... Guy Who Walks
- Karl Johnson ... Arthur
- Karol Steele ... Passer-by
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